I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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