i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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