There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I am naked and annoyed.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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