Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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