just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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