well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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