The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You left your phone here
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