He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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