Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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