She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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