Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
It's shark week go big or go home
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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