he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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