is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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