Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You made out with two different species that night
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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