This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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