The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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