I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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