I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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