only if we run a train.
done.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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