they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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