After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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