Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
