i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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