there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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