12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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