Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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