All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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