no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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