I hate all girls vehemently.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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