he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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