I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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