Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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