i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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