My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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