I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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