Whoa Z and x make the same sound
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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