quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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