the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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