In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
im about as happy as oj after his trial
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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