We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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