I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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