Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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