And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
