Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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