okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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