she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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