Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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