i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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