My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
