i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
