I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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