Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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