i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
