Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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