somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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