Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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