Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
The feeling are messing with the penis
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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